Tea Party Takeover

By Christopher R Rice

I was doing research for another article called Order from Chaos and I discovered that most of our government is in the hands of the Tea Party.

Did you realize this? Either did I.

Trump is Tea Party. The whole birther movement was started by the Tea Party. Pompeo is Tea Party. Rubio, McCain, McConnell, Cruz, Sessions and many more are all Tea Party.

So I did some more research and went up to the Tea Parties website to see what they believe. And after hours of reading the Tea Party website I’ve come with their top 100 core beliefs below, not in any particular order.

What does the Tea Party believe? (from the Tea Parties own website)

  1. Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a fake
  2. Obama was really born in Kenya and Michelle is really a man from Cuba also here illegally
  3. Hillary Clinton is an alien lizard king from the nether underworld and she can shape change
  4. Hillary Clinton personally, with her own hands killed Seth Rich, Vince Foster and many others
  5. Donald J. Trump is their Lord and personal savior
  6. All mainstream news is fake, Hollywood is liberal and therefore evil and disgusting
  7.  Muslims are evil, vile creatures that need to be subdued, raped, tortured and exterminated
  8.  Syrians are all rapist who are now prowling Europe looking for their next victim
  9.  Sex is evil, should only be done in the missionary position and only to procreate
  10.  Rapist should be given full parental rights, life starts whenever we choose it to
  11.  Bill and Hillary are running a child prostitution ring out of a Pizza Hut in D.C.
  12.  Global warming is a communist conspiracy to make us less productive and overtake the world
  13.  Gays should be exterminated before they spread their wicked ways
  14.  Pedophilia is okay but marijuana is a dangerous gateway drug
  15.  Schools are a place where lazy people go who don’t want to work
  16. Hitler wasn’t such a bad guy, just misunderstood
  17.  Bullies are people too
  18.  Sex is dirty and should be only done between two people of the opposite sex who are married
  19.  Man and the dinosaurs once shared the earth, before women got here
  20.  Info Wars is honest investigative reporting
  21. America’s technological advances were harvested from aliens found in Roswell, NM.
  22.  Obama plans to run for a third term, declare martial law, take away our guns and is an alien
  23.  The Confederate flag is the national anthem
  24.  Slavery was good for black people because they had full guaranteed employment with health care
  25.  Alcohol is your friend
  26.  Rock and roll causes drug use, teen pregnancies and is a road to hell
  27.  White woman who sleep with black men are unclean and should be shunned
  28.  Prisoners deserve to be raped while in custody
  29.  Every in custody must be guilty of something or they wouldn’t be there
  30.  The police are your friend, cops never lie
  31.  The government is too big yet should always be increased
  32.  Taxes are too high and need to be cut regardless what the national debt is
  33.  Vegetarians are very unhealthy, have vitamin deficiencies and die an early depressing death
  34.  White is always right
  35.  The drug war is winnable
  36.  Torture works and should be standard military and police procedure
  37.  Agent orange is a form of candy that was forced out of business in the 1970’s because of a fake health scare
  38.  Never question authority
  39.  Drinking and driving should not be done by anyone under 16 years old except on Sundays
  40.  Jesus Christ was a liberal pussy
  41.  Everyone should sleep with a loaded gun under their pillow
  42.  Women are second class citizens and the property of their husbands, fathers
  43.  Sex that isn’t between a husband and a wife should only occur in the closet
  44.  Pollution is good, regulations are bad
  45.  Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein attacked us on 9/11
  46.  Iraq and Iran are always trying to acquire nuclear weapons but no one else is
  47.  Israel is our friend and the Arabs are our sworn enemies who need to be wiped off the face of the earth
  48.  Saudi Arabia has a good strong government that should be a model for the rest of the world
  49.  The Tea Party is fighting for the Constitution (or at least for one amendment, can’t seem to recall the others)
  50.  Aerosols and hair sprays can not harm the ozone
  51.  CEO’s deserve their pay, maybe even a pay raise, why not?
  52.  Capitalism is good for everyone. You only have yourself to blame if you’re poor or broke
  53.  Reading and education are a waste of time, get back to work and do something productive
  54.  Idle hands are the devil’s playground. Bill Clinton is the devil, beware.
  55.  Forcing people to wear seat belts, helmets or carry vehicle insurance are all illegal government overreach
  56.  Safety locks on guns are for pussies, guns should always be loaded and left in the reach of children
  57.  Hunting is a sport that can be enjoyed by all ages
  58.  Rush Limbaugh was right. Bernie Sanders is a communist
  59.  FOX news is the only honest news source left
  60.  Rich people work harder and more than poor people do
  61.  Poverty is always the fault of the victim and the result of drugs and or laziness
  62.  Pesticides taste good
  63.  Beer is a breakfast item
  64.  Making death threats against your enemies will always make you feel better about yourself
  65.  Free speech is just wrong
  66.  There’s no need to protest in America because it is a paradise and there is no better place on earth
  67.  The Native Americans asked for it, they had it coming, we did them a favor
  68.  The Nazi’s were not bad people like the fake news always portrays them
  69.  Millions of Jews did not die during world war two, the gas ovens were Allied propaganda tools
  70.  Russia is our friend, was our Allie in world war one, world war two and now in the war on terror
  71.  It is not racist to judge a whole race of people based on the actions of a few, it is just good common sense
  72.  Only blacks, coloreds and democrats commit crimes. All police brutality is the victims fault
  73.  Christians are the best people on the planet and can always be trusted
  74.  Obama derangement syndrome is a real and treatable disease that should be covered by insurance companies
  75.  Work is good, having too much free time is bad and leads to masturbation which is bad
  76.  Snitching is good for you and good for the country
  77.  Vote early and vote often even in the same election
  78.  Voter ID’s and fully digital voting is the answer
  79.  Fasting is for poor people
  80.  Elections are all rigged by illegals
  81.  Cuba is responsible for all of the drugs coming into the United States
  82.  The democratically elected president of Syria is a dictator
  83.  Mixing big business and big government together not only makes for some tasty fascism but also makes some delicious white nationalism on the side
  84.  Abortions should only be performed with a coat hanger in a back alley by an unlicensed layman
  85.  ObamaCare is socialism and must be abolished
  86.  All Mexicans are rapist
  87.  Grapes are meant to be eaten in the grocery store only
  88.  “Rightwing nutjob” is a compliment. College teachers are all liberal loonies destroying America
  89.  Jimmy Carter building homes for the homeless makes no sense at all because all homeless people want to be homeless in the first place
  90.  The are no homeless U.S. veterans in America that is an awful propaganda lie spread by RT
  91.  Endangered species should be treated with pest control
  92.  Plants love Brawndo
  93.  WWE wrestling is real, CNN is fake
  94.  My best friend is my pistol
  95.  Judge your neighbors and spread dirty rumors about them before they can do it to you
  96.  Butterflies are delicious, pigeons are rats with wings, meat is the best food for you
  97.  Democrats are bad for the country
  98.  Homosexuality can be cured
  99.  Ronald Reagan was the best president America ever had until Donald Trump
  100.  Salmonella is a food additive, asbestos makes for good insulation

Although the Tea Party is not a party in the classic sense of the word, research has shown that members of the Tea Party Caucus vote like a third party in Congress. Source: Wikipedia

What is the Tea Party? The Tea Party is the alt-right of the Republican party. And they have hijacked the Republican party and the country. My whole life I’ve watched as the Republicans pulled the Democrats further and further to the right. Which has created a one party system, of, for and by the super rich. With no one standing up for the working man.

Obama promised “change” but only maintained the status quo. Trump promises the same but his policies are requiring bailouts already, what’s next? And even if Trump does succeed his policies will only serve to make the rich a lot richer and the poor even poorer. And I’m tired of watching American voters get duped by these pied pipers.

Every time Trump distracts the national media with one of his ass clown acts you can bet that an environmental protection was just put on the chopping block. Along with your retirement, clean air, clean water, your pensions, workers rights and consumer protections. And all in the name of freeing up big business under the con game that the corporations responsible for raping the environment will now protect it at their own expense. Much like the tax cuts for the super rich will trickle down lies.

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