(NSFW) Does Size Really Matter?

By Christopher R Rice, Underground Resistance Network

I’ve heard as I’m sure you have also heard your whole life women telling you that size doesn’t matter but I’m here to call bullshit. And I can prove it. Below I will post two photos of naked women. One photo will be a total yawn fest while the other photo will have your eyes bugging out and your chin drop to the floor, okay? NSFW dip shit.

I’ll tell a woman straight to her face, those little bitty titties won’t even get me hard how can you ever hope to get me off? Might as well put your clothes back on honey because you’re not getting any of this big stick. Like fishing and you catch a small fish, I just throw it back. Size does matter. A girl with mosquito bite sized tits can’t even get me hard.

But it doesn’t end there. Plenty of women with big tits have big guts that their tits roll into and you have to bend over to their knees to find their nipples. That’s just gross and again I’m not interested. Unlike my fellow man I actually have standards. I don’t fuck drunk bitches that are barfing in their own hair or women when their passed out because I’m going to make you sweat and holler like a pig and how could you do that if you’re passed out?

Size matters not just for tits but for vaginas as well. Some of these women have been with so many wannabe fake ass bitches that having sex with them is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. They’ve turned their vaginas into a two car garage, where only a gang bang can satisfy them. How do I possibly know all of this? Why do you think your guy keeps trying to fuck you in the ass, bitch? Because your kitty is worn the fuck out. I have to strap a two by four to my ass to keep from falling into your Gap. If your kitty can swallow my whole fist and arm, thanks but no thanks, that would be just like pounding the Grand Canyon.

Most men, well every so-called man I’ve ever met will fuck anything (even a Fifi). Where I’m living now they have a saying, “Fontana, CA. is where the men are men and the sheep are scared”. God bless America, ya’ll. Christians are so gross they even fuck their own pets. I’m on a whole other level. Other boy men give their shit away because that’s all that it’s worth, nothing. I charge a bitch. Oh yes, I do. Laugh all that you want to but I don’t ply women with drugs and alcohol to get into their panties, they ply me and I don’t even drink. Believe whatever you want to because it won’t affect me for one second, I don’t know you, pry never will and really don’t want to. So why would I lie to you when I have nothing to gain? Well?

How is my paying for three websites out of my own pocket, to teach you what I already know, getting one over on you? Well? You thought that I’d let you off the hook? I’ve been fucking your wife my whole life. And she’s a total freak, don’t believe me? I’ve got video, Jack. Believe whatever you want, it won’t bother me for one second. There’s a reason that you have to pay for sex either with your girlfriend, wife or some hooker and women pay me and that’s because you’re a two pump chump and so it doesn’t really matter what size your cock is because you can’t go the extra mile like I do. If you bust a nut as soon as you put it in then what does it matter what size it is? It could be a mile long and you’d still not be able to make your girl scream and holler. Get a clue Bozo.

I use to run my own stable not a concentration camp as women came and went as they pleased. But while they could come and go I found this was my life not just something I was doing for a buck or two. But for them it was a means and not an ends, they had kids and were looking for a daddy not just some fun. And while the money and the perks were beyond anything you could ever possibly imagine it was fast money and fast pussy meaning here today and gone tomorrow. I was looking for the kind of wealth that you could stack and turn into power. Because money in and of itself really has no value (it’s just paper) so the trick is to hold onto what you make and use it to build power. He who has the gold makes the rules and when you need a loan you put on your Sunday best and pray that the banker is in a good mood. But it’s only because the bank has stacks of cash that they hold that power over you. And the homeless, they have no power at all, now do they?

Craigslist and Backpage were reporting profits in the millions of dollars just from escort ads. But Craigslist did it right. Unlike Backpage when the government got too close Craigslist took their profits and laughed all the way to the bank by simply removing the escort section from their website. Backpage couldn’t do this because they failed to diversify. While most ads on Craigslist are free they do charge for one category in two markets, Los Angeles and New York and Craigslist makes a million dollars a year off of that one section alone. Backpage on the other hand attempted to find loopholes in the governments laws even as the government wrote new laws targeting just Backpage because no one used Backpage for anything other then escorts. 

I could easily read the writing on the wall that the government was about to seize Backpage and put them out of business. I wrote an article on how to avoid prostitution stings that was a huge success but only in that a lot of people read it, it didn’t make me any money. This led me to put two and two together and I created a website where every person posting would be verified and there would be no need to avoid police prostitution stings because the police would not be able to post their decoys because my website would verify everyone who posted. But people would ask about the legality of what I was doing and I would tell them the story of Craigslist and Backpage and how a real criminal only commits crimes, real criminals are not into getting caught regardless what you may have heard, that’s for wannabe criminals, drug addicts and suckers. Sure, don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time because no one likes a snitch so you better take it to the grave, if ya’ know what’s good for ya’.

And sure as shit the FBI moved in and took Backpage offline. My new website became an over night smash receiving more hits then I could ever imagine. But I had made two crucial mistakes that would force me to take my website offline and rebuild it. By the time I got my website back up and running I had over 60 other competitors all going after the same traffic and the same dollars I was going after. But then the government passed a new law targeting my business called FOSTA/SESTA that would require all websites hosting such ads to verify that the poster was not underage or being trafficked. Holy shit I nearly crapped myself, the stars had aligned in my favor and my government was helping me, again, because that is exactly what my website does already- verify every post. 

The big boys like Craigslist, couldn’t verify everyone trying to post on their websites and I watched as a lot of my competition removed escorts and anything related to adult services from their sites. Also my other competitors were claiming that hosting their websites offshore or overseas would make them immune to U.S. laws but it didn’t work that way for the Canadian pharmacies selling Norcos though did it? Then the FBI announced that they were going to shut down Eros, BudyRubs and EscortMonkey and that the webmaster was on the run overseas. And the police started their prostitution stings against several of my other competitors even arresting the owner of the Patriots football team during the Super bowl. 

You might think that by now I’m rolling in the dough, right? Nope, traffic is so slow that I opened up most parts of my website (unlike most, I was charging clients for access to my website instead of charging providers for ads) that I had been charging for and turned it into a remake of TER (the Erotic Review) on steroids. If you’re looking for a date don’t date decoy police officers, know that the ad you’re looking at is a real person and not something I created out of thin air to entice you like Tinder and Ashley Madison were caught doing, creating fake profiles. Get the real deal that you can only get at one place, do not accept fakes or frauds, why get caught up and go to jail when all that you really want is to have a good time?

All providers listed are over 21 years old at the time of posting and have been verified as working independently at FBSMReviews.org  No cops, no fakes, no undercover decoys, no scammers, no bait-and-switch, no out-of-date photos, every post and every review is verified 100 percent authentic I guarantee it, enjoy!

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