American Christians elected the Antichrist to be president

Trump has become the self-proclaimed messiah of a bizarre new cult and religion. The Donald claims to love and revere the Bible, but couldn’t name a favorite book, chapter or verse. His abilities as a prophet are obviously not very good, or he wouldn’t have two failed marriages, four bankruptcies, and a series of failed businesses such as Trump Mortgage, Trump Vodka, Trump Ice, Trump Steaks, Trump Airlines, Trump: the Game, etc.

Did American Christians just elect the Antichrist president, putting him in charge of the American government, economy, military and nuclear codes? Have the elect been deceived, just as the ancient prophets foretold? Were the elect ironically deceived during an election? Who elected Trump? Four out of five evangelical Christians voted for Trump, according to exit polls.

(AFP) – US President Donald Trump raised the specter of violence around upcoming midterms Wednesday, saying he did not want to see “unnecessary” unrest days after he reportedly warned evangelical leaders of violent change if Republicans lose control of Congress.

When asked by a reporter why he had on Monday suggested there would be violence around the November elections, Trump simply said “because that’s the way.”

“If you look at what happens … there’s a lot of unnecessary violence all over the world, but also in this country, and I don’t want to see it,” he said.

At a meeting with evangelical leaders at the White House, Trump had said everything was at stake for his conservative agenda if his party loses, according to an audiotape of the meeting obtained by the Times.

Is this the face of a man we can trust, or is this the face of a Deceiver: a con man, a snake oil salesman, a shaman? Do you trust this man? What does your gut tell you? What will happen to Christians who support a man who is the exact opposite of Jesus Christ in every way? Will they be the goats who claimed to follow Jesus, calling him “Lord! Lord!” only to hear him say on the last day: “I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity!” Revelation says that Christians who follow the Beast will “drink of the wine of the wrath of God.” Are Christians risking damnation when they reject the teachings of Christ by supporting Trump?

Is it “Christian” for a nation to turn its back on completely innocent refugee children and their mothers? Is this how “the land of the free and home of the brave” should behave―like the most craven of cowards?

Trump intends to ban all non-Christian refugees from Middle Eastern hot spots. But is Trump wiser than Jesus Christ, who told the Parable of the Good Samaritan (a Palestinian)?

The point of the parable is that Christians cannot limit their compassion and charity to people of their own race and religion. That is what Pharisees do, not Christians.

Trump would have banned the Holy Family, since they came from a “hot spot” of terrorism (Bethlehem is in the Palestinian West Bank) and they were not Christians at the time Jesus was born.

Would you ban Mary and Jesus, joining the heartless people who told them there was “no room”?

Well, Jesus said “Whatsoever ye do unto the least of these, my brethren, ye do it unto Me!”

Why are people who claim to be Christians rejecting Jesus when they reject the smallest and most vulnerable of human beings―refugee children and their mothers?

Trump’s cabinet choices who prove that he is not “draining the swamp,” but stocking it with his crocodilian donors: Steve Bannon (Goldman Sachs), Steve Mnuchin (Goldman Sachs hedge fund manager), Gary Cohn  (Goldman Sachs director), Elaine Chao (Wells Fargo board and lobbyist), Todd Ricketts (SuperPAC donor who helped channel millions to Trump), Wilbur Ross (bailed out Trump’s Taj Mahal casino), Linda McMahon (WWE founder who donated millions to Trump’s campaign), Betsy DeVos (donated millions to Trump), Andrew Puzder (major Trump donor), Rex Tillerson (has spent more than $170 million lobbying).

Trump then: He said that he was “self-funding” his campaign and called the other candidates “slaves” of their donors.

Trump now: He lied when he said that he would donate $100 million of his own money to his campaign to keep himself “pure.” Rather, to save his own money, he took millions from big money donors, and he is now appointing non-qualified donors to some of our nation’s most important jobs. 

No president in recent memory has appointed unqualified donors to policy-making cabinet positions.

Take, for instance, Linda McMahon of the WWE professional wrestling circus. She and her husband Vince McMahon donated $7.5 million to Trump’s campaign and an additional $5 million to his foundation. Now she has been handsomely rewarded with the cabinet position of heading the Small Business Administration. Is there no one in the United States more qualified to head the SBA than Linda McMahon? Of course there are many people more qualified (not to mention less embarrassing than the owner of a company that pays women to run around in their underwear, sometimes ripping each other’s clothes off, to sell tickets). Other Trump donors being handed cabinet positions include Betsy DeVos, Andrew Puzder, Wibur Ross, Todd Ricketts (whose wealthy family helped found and fund the Future45 SuperPAC that spent lavishly to help Trump get elected) and Steve Mnuchin (a Goldman Sachs hedge fund managers who served as Trump’s national finance chairman and helped organize dozens of high-dollar campaign fundraisers across the country). The bottom line? If Trump was telling the truth about other candidates, he became a slave of his donors when he started taking their money.  

Would Jesus Christ vote for a man who cheated on his wives repeatedly, then bragged about it in public? Jesus obviously did not condone adultery, much less sexual assault and ogling underage girls.

Would Jesus Christ vote for a rich man who brags about being “smart” because he doesn’t pay his taxes and his bills? Jesus told Peter that Christians should pay their taxes: “Render unto Caesar …”

Does Donald Trump have a God complex? According to Barbara Res, one of Trump’s highest-ranking female employees: “He got too famous. He started believing his own shit. He got way too famous and, you know, people were telling him he was great and he was buying that. He started thinking that he walked on water, he really did … Now, I don’t think he respects anybody. I don’t think there’s a person alive that he respects, because he thinks he’s God.”

Trump worships himself. He becomes furious when he is criticized, even when the criticism is entirely valid.

Trump seldom talks about American democracy, the Constitution, the rule of law, pluralism, diversity, the Founding Fathers, the separation of powers, the democratic process, freedom, justice, compassion or human rights. Instead, he talks of “strength” and “winning,” usually in relation to himself. What really matters to Trump, apparently, is not what happens to us, but that Trump “wins” and gets to brag about it.

According to Victoria Zdrok, Trump broke up with Kara Young when he discovered that she had African-American blood. 

Trump became so fixated on Princess Diana that she was alarmed by the unwanted attention. According to British television host Selena Scott, Diana felt “as if Trump was stalking her” and he gave her “the creeps.” 

Trump allegedly saw Princess Diana as “the ultimate trophy wife” and “bombarded” her with flowers.

Trump wrote in his Art of the Comeback that his only regret in “the women department” is that he didn’t “court” Lady Diana Spenser, which sounds like a serious fixation. 

Trump’s other fixation is with his daughter, Ivanka. He has commented publically about her hot body and how he’d like to “date” her (and we all know what that means!).  


Trump claims that he commanded the Clintons to come to his wedding: “Hillary Clinton, I said be at my wedding, and she came to my wedding. She had no choice because I gave to [the Clinton] foundation.”


Trump claims that he always wins, but he has filed four major bankruptcies and many of his businesses went completely under, including Trump Airlines, Trump Steaks, Trump Mortgage, Trump Magazine and Trump: the Game.


Trump calls his detractors “losers,” but he was the ultimate Hollywood loser in 1990 when the Golden Raspberry Awards (commonly known as the Razzies) named him Worst Supporting Actor for his cameo in the infamous and critically panned Bo Derek drama Ghosts Can’t Do It. Even worse, he was playing himself!  

According to the News Examiner, Donald Trump is the “least charitable billionaire” in the world! 

In the aftermath of the 2001 terror attack on the World Trade Center, Donald Trump, a billionaire son of New York City, did not make a single charitable donation to any of the not-for-profit groups that provided aid to 9-11 survivors, rescue workers, or the families of cops and firemen who died trying to save others, according to Internal Revenue Service records. While business moguls raced to write seven-figure checks and schoolchildren emptied their piggy banks, Trump’s charitable foundation―the vehicle through which the Republican presidential candidate’s philanthropy trickles―apparently did not feel the need or responsibility to offer such financial help.

Moreover, Donald Trump is notorious for selling expensive baubles through his Fifth Avenue properties, while doing everything in his power to make sure that disabled American vets are not allowed to street vend on Fifth Avenue.

The record suggests that Trump made no personal contributions to relief efforts for 9-11, Hurricane Katrina or Hurricane Sandy. He rousts disabled vets who try to earn a living on Fifth Avenue, even though Trump sells merchandise on Fifth Avenue himself. And yet Trump has the audacity to claim that “I have a bigger heart than all of them.” In reality, it appears that Trump, despite being worth $10 billion by his own estimation, gives virtually none of his own money to charity. 

The Gospel According to Trump reads:

I, Donald Trump, am God. Mere mortals must praise, worship, and adore Me as I do Myself. Then all shall be Great, even also as I am Great. In every way acknowledge Me, and I will direct your paths! Amen.

The Gospel According to Trump concludes with the Trumpian version of the Beatitudes:

Blessed are the rich, for they will always have young, hot, beautiful pieces of ass.

Blessed are the warmongers, for they will be able to steal Iraqi oil to pay for their military adventurism.

Blessed are the daft dodgers, for they can mock POWs for being captured and tortured.

Blessed are the gunslingers, for everyone knows that Jesus Christ did not command Christians to turn the other cheek, but to stand their ground, shoot first, and ask questions later.

Blessed are the arrogant who do not ask God for forgiveness, for they shall enjoy their little communion crackers and wine without remorse.

Blessed are the carnival barkers and their houses of mirrors, for they shall be elected president by deceiving the very elect.

In an exclusive interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network Donald Trump said ‘I believe in god.’ But of course The Donald was talking about himself. ― Jay Leno

Today Donald Trump reaffirmed his stance against gay marriage. Trump said marriage is between a rich guy and his much younger third wife. ― Conan O’Brien

Most American politicians believe in God, but Donald Trump believes that he is God. — Michael R. Burch

Q: What is Donald Trump’s favorite chapter of the Bible?
A: Chapter Eleven. 

He is a man-baby. He has the physical countenance of a man and a baby’s temperament and hands.―Jon Stewart

Donald Trump is giving narcissism a bad name.―Madeline Begun Kane

Say what you will about Trump, he is not stupid. He is a smart man with a deep understanding of what stupid people want.―Andy Borowitz

#TrumpBible

“In the beginning, Trump created propaganda. And he saw that it was good, for the people believed everything he said.” #TrumpBible 

“And forgive us our debts, as we rip off out creditors, then make fun of them for being stupid enough to lend to us!” #TrumpBible 

“Unfortunately, Mary was not a ten. Joseph should have dumped her for Salome. What a beautiful piece of ass!” #TrumpBible 

“Samaria sends us their murderers, their rapists, and some, I assume, are good Samaritans.” #TrumpBible 

“I would have rebuilt the walls of Jericho and made the Canaanites pay for it!” #TrumpBible 

“Great flood, total disaster. Totally mismanaged by Noah, not a smart guy, total loser, couldn’t even save the dinosaurs.” #TrumpBible 

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